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Countless misadventures involving offshore winds, balky outboard motors, or machine gun-wielding landowners enliven parking lot story sessions.Ĭovering nearly 14,000 acres, the Ranch is a postcard from a California that mostly no longer exists. Surfers scheme for access, by boat or by land. Whispered stories of perfect waves pass from one generation to the next.

We’re pretty gross, honestly.'įor surfers in California, Hollister Ranch exerts a unique hold on the imagination. 'Really, no one wants to be around surfers. Holly-Daze, meanwhile, has kicked live her back-up account on Instagram, which is already at 50k followers. Still a shit vid where you see fuck all.” Meanwhile, on the Discord, videos continue to be shared and examined in forensic detail for flaws.Ībout an explicit short film of a tanned ass raised, and with a two-headed dildo poised at the nexus of reproduction and waste, one writes, “Yeah and how would you know it went in? Can’t see anything, looks like it’s rubbed outside if anything.”Īnother screen grabs the moment of glory where one head has disappeared, “Looks in to me.” “Well that wasn’t hard,” wrote one Redditor with a screen shot of a thank you from Instagram for his diligent reporting. When it was discovered she’d created another account, reports were quickly forward to Instagram. “All those reports of scam/fraud actually worked on both Holly and Ellie. Like all socialist experiments, heavy with good intention but operating at odds with basic human nature, the chat room descended into brutal internecine fighting before reuniting in a bid to have EJ removed from Instagram. UNCENSORED and NSFW XXX action for over 5 mins.” My bare pussy getting penetrated by DICK for my birthday. The Redditors created an encrypted chat room on Discord to share explicit content bought from the site.Ī socialist experiment where capital is pooled and the harvest shared.Īt the time, the group’s latest crowd fund was to buy a $120 video that promised, “PUSSY FUCKED. Lmao what the fuck does this girl think she can get away with?!” One wrote, “She just sent me a post saying she’s using her vibrator on her pussy, and charging $150 for it.

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Some fans were disappointed when the ten dollars a month (US) only cracked the door to a banner asking for much larger sums, $65, $85 for the holy grail of “fingering pussy”, “taking panties off” and so on.Ī Reddit thread on the topic revealed a community of disappointed men. It’s been a year since the former world number twenty-five surfer Ellie-Jean Coffey took to Instagram to announce her ten-dollars-a-month subscriber-only website that promised “uncensored content, private chat and more.”

(The sadness of fans linked, I think, to grave disappointment, for reality is always a shock after fantasy, and not actual fraud.)

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Hell hath no fury like an Incel scorned, a maxim proved true last month after the surf-stars-turned-adult-entertainers Ellie-Jean Coffey and her sister Holly-Daze had their wildly successful Instagram accounts, both with over one-million followers, removed from the platform after a series of apparently coordinated and, likely, vexatious, complaints. In that interview, she claimed to have made some $1 million in just one month.Incels, keeping Instagram safe and welcoming. Well, in an interview, the model said that she made quite a lot of money just by selling erratic videos of herself that reveal more than the bikini-clad body that she often shows on Instagram. Where is the source of funds, or where does Ellie-Jean Coffey make her money from? The Instagram model said that many young girls got molested by managers and individuals in positions of power. Ellie’s reason to branch into x-rated modeling was that her surfing career was “terrible,” adding that it took her years to recover.Īfter leaving the surfing world, the 26-year-old went through “extensive rehabilitation” after the abuse nearly drove her to commit suicide.

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